He tells you, he wants to get married
He’ll tell you, you’re beautiful on a daily basis
He’ll tell you he loves you at least 5x a day..
He tells you he wants to stop smoking pot, for you..
He tells you he wants to get a job, for you..
He practically does everything for you
He’s everything and more
But in the end, its a waste of time.
He wont stop smoking for you.
He probably wont get a job, unless you make him.
He probably wont… Marry you.
And you’ll be bummed, because he broke your heart.
But it’ll be okay and you’ll just move on..

delacroix:

• Currently, I have as much enthusiasm about my doctorate as about firing myself out of cannon into the sun. 

• Having sugar for the first time in 10 months was an incredibly bad idea that threw my entire system off-track.

• I’ve renewed my obsession with The Shield after four years.

• My youngest brother got into Yale and has a full ride to Duke. He took the SAT while tripping on acid. 

• I would kill all of you for the ability to digest lactose right now.

Because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.

Yeah, we’re expecting a baby.

But it could be a velociraptor.